Friendship Jokes 2018

Independence day with friends

#1
RK:-  Iss saal Independence day par
         "Mere desh ki dharti  sona uglegi
         Uglegi hire moti"...

OM:- "Han" aur mai uss dharti ki ulti
           Ko saaf karunga..

              😜Happy Independence Day😜
                  
#2

RK:- Maine apne watan ko dil diya hai aur ab jaan v dunga...

OM:- Tu jaan de ke to dekh tere bhai ne watan ko pta na liya to kahna.

              😜Happy Independence Day😜

#3

RK:- Mra karma tu mera dharma tu
        "Tera sabkuch mai mera sabkuch tu"

OM:- (bhid me se chilla kar)
        Jhuth kyo bolta hai "kal saam pados
        Wali se v to yhi baate bol rha thaa"

             😜Happy Independence Day😜

#4    
             (Gajal practice me)

OM:/- Ye daulat v le lo ye sohrat v le lo
        Bhale chhin lo mujhse meri jwani

RK:/- Bhai dena ho to daulat, sohrat dede
         Meri pahle se girlfriend hai to tu apni
         Jwani apne pass rakh le..

             😜Happy Independence Day😜

#5

RK:/- Mere dil jigar se gujri hai, wo ladki kidhar se gujri hai

OM:/- (chilla ke)
          Bhai pta nhi to chup kar ja wo
          kisi ki Aatma ho sakti hai....
          
😜 Happy Independence Day😜